Quotes from Jonah

"Who killed the turkey?", when the turkey was served to him yesterday.

"Mom, do you know whats after this night?... (he whispers)black Friday. It's the biggest shopping day of the year"
He was wearing a black ninja shirt last night and he took it off and told me he was going to save it for tomorrow (black Friday).

"I'm not so very ticklish now that I'm 5".