Today's Jonah Quotes:

"Did you know that Aunt Jenny's allergen (he say's allergen instead of allergic)to bee's?"
"If she got stinged by one her body couldn't take care of itself, so she'd have to go to the hospital."

"lot's of humans (that's his word for adults)in this world yell at their kids."

"Do you know what Jessica's occupation is?...babysitting."(she's our babysitter).

"He was being naughty so he won't get presents this year, instead he'll get that rock (coal)". (talking about a kid in his class)

In the car he was talking about "the mean cop" (a cop that pulled me over awhile back)And he said, "He should'nt be a cop...he should be a robber".